There comes a time in every relationship where basically, the guy spends more time with his games console than his girl.
Here's why:
1. They're more entertaining, you can play a different game every night and the ones you play repeatedly have more entertainment value.
2. You can turn them on and off at the push of a button.
3. If they crash or break down, at least they're quite about it.
4. They open up to you pretty easily to.
5. You only have to give them electricity and games to keep them running.
6. Over time, games become cheaper.
7. The only thing a games console is going to give you is sore thumbs.
8. If you ever get tired of your games console, there's always a new one 2-3 years down the line.
9. You can pull the plug on your games console.
10. If your game console breaks, at least there's something you can do about it. Or get a replacement.
11. Games consoles get 'enhancements', new 'attachments', and mods all the time.
12. Lastly when an old console passes on you think of it in fond memories...and you can still have a good time with it now and then if you like.
